Emmas Bokhylla

We were all sitting an listening to the speech when the lecturer used the famous quote;

"behind every successful man there's a woman"

and he also added;

"behind every unsuccessful man there's TWO!"

I turned to the Ladies I was sitting with and I asked them;

"What is behind every successful woman, then?"

We all thought for a while and then one of them said with a smile;

"Behind every successful woman is her matako!*"

We all laughed until we almost cried.

*For those of you who don't know, 'matako' means 'Ladies bum', uften used when describing ladies.

There's a saying in kiswahili that says;

"Your behind sometimes get your front hammered!"

Hence, the matako is very important!